Remember Godinger's Hammer? Well, I have another opportunity for some creative Amazon fun. Feast your eyes on the amazing Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, which, according to Amazon reviewers, has the power to attract mass amounts of booty and good luck.
Now, you can purchase the shirt for yourself and try it out, or you can just come up with an interesting story, and add it to the mix.
When I put mine on for the first time, I heard a far-off howl and began craving filet mignon. Rare. True story.